Tane from Australia
January 6 at 4:06 pm
lord, my farts aren't smelly enough, please grant me the worlds smelliest farts so I can impress the ladies, PS: my friend Bob says 'why do you need 65 million people to pray for something isn't one enough if god is supposedly omnipotent?' so lets give the ignorant cunt a big dick and balls on his forehead that'll teach him for daring to question
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Sarah Leigh Gilbert on January 6 at 5:11 pmFather I pray for Tane, and I bind the moking spirit that indewells him. Father I see a man who desires to hear and know the truth but is ashamed to admit it to himself and others. Father may you encounter Tane in a miraculous way, may you call out to him and may he respond. Father take hold of his heart and reveal the truth of your name and your holiness to him. Tane has been hurt, he has had things happen in his life where he has felt you failed him, father only you know what Weight it is he carries, so I pray you may make yourself known to him so that he may repent and believe. Thank you for Tane and for his willingness to post a prayer despite the content or motivation behind it. Your will be done lord in Yeshuas name I pray amen.